I thought you were late, but when you saw your tits you didn't want your whores?

Came in for a guy with no underwear to get right to the point

You're so fucked up — you'd better shut your mouth with your dick and moan

You got the wrong number and called an escort instead of a cook — even better

Honey, why didn't you come home from work without your panties on? — I'm so busted

I got a guy with an awesome body to let me go to a rock concert

Walks around the house without panties, then wonders about the sperm on her boobs

Lolly Lips, lost your keys? Feel free to look in my pants